I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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