Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
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If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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