Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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