We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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