Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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