There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
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Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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