so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
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