The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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