soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
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If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
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How do u even exfoliate your vagina
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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