My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize