he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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