I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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