everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
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I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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