I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
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HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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