yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
