She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
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How external is "for external use only"?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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