id be glad to
if only i could text you this smell
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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