Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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