doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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