But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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