problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Randomize
