just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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