Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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