i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You pole danced in your parka.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.