Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.