we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
