i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
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The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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