first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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