I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
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You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
My dick has a subreddit
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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