I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
