Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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