Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Randomize
