If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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