i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
