I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
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We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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