I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
