i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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