i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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