i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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