I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
ok first of all what the fuck
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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