we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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