My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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Are my feet made of real feet?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
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Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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