She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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