at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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