rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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