I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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