we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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