you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
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you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
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I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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