just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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