Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Is Oprah even human
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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