I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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