Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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