I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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