Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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