omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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